Top Ten Myths About Swine Flu

Top Ten Myths About Swine Flu

• Swine flu comes from eating Wendy's "Baconator" sandwich
• Pigs have asked for use of the term "Tummy Ache" instead of "Swine Flu"
  
• If you have the Swine flu you will turn onto Rosie O'Donnell
• If you have the Swine flu you will turn onto Jeneane Garofalo
• You can catch the Swine flu by being in the same room with either of the above
• Swine flu causes you to develop a taste for SLOP
• Joe Biden doesn't think that riding trains, planes and automobiles gives you the swine flu
• H1N1 is code for "Run for your lives!"
• The only prescription for Swine flu is MORE COWBELL!
  
• You can catch the swine flu by Twittering with an infected person

Keep sane. Keep clean. Don't panic.

( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_cowbell )