- Swine flu comes from eating Wendy's "Baconator" sandwich
- Pigs have asked for use of the term "Tummy Ache" instead of "Swine Flu"
- If you have the Swine flu you will turn onto Rosie O'Donnell
- If you have the Swine flu you will turn onto Jeneane Garofalo
- You can catch the Swine flu by being in the same room with either of the above
- Swine flu causes you to develop a taste for SLOP
- Joe Biden doesn't think that riding trains, planes and automobiles gives you the swine flu
- H1N1 is code for "Run for your lives!"
- The only prescription for Swine flu is MORE COWBELL!
- You can catch the swine flu by Twittering with an infected person
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_cowbell )
